Every superhero has their kryptonite
Mine just happens to be small little crustaceans
That live under the sea
I hate that you have this power over me
Especially since you taste so deliciously good
Taunting me in your little shells
You bottom dwelling garbage feeding tiny enemies of the deep
So lets draw some lines
You play in your sandbox
I’ll stay in mine
And no one will have to get out their cape
Or wield an epipen sword
And maybe we can both live long and happy lives
Peacefully minding our own business
With no one sacrificed in the name of sushi

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